“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
P͚̞͚͉͖̜̌͑̆́̿͠r͇̠ͬͣã͉̦̭̌̔ͥi̱̼͊́̀ͣ̏ͧͪ͢s̠̹̦̣̱̔̀ͫ̂̉͂̀é̞͚ ̵͇̰͔͔͗̀ͥ̀͌̆̃ṭḩ̼͎͍̓̈́e̷̹̝ͫ̇͌͛̊̊ ͗͛̅̓̚͜ḓ̢̦̏a͉̹ͤ̔r͉̞̫͙̱ͨͯ̂̄̽̇k͋ͫ͛̽ ͎͙̺͓̬̍͐ͮ̉̂̏̅͜t̻̘̰͈̄̓ǔ̷̺̺̈́̿̉r̹͗͌ke͐ͥͦ̓̚̚͞y̞̹͙͔͋̋ͮ̇̑ͨ ͚͚̬͖̞̏͂̄̀̀l̻̘̤̖̿̌͂̃̾̏̚o̙̦̹͙͎͆͒r̘͖͚̗̲̤̼͊͌̒ͥ̕d̦̞̫̳̘̠̳ͧ͑́̍̋ ͉̠͖̿̅̉ḁ̥͕ͣ͛ͬͩ̔ͤn͇d̝ͩ̑ͤ͗ͭ̅ͥ͜ ̩̭̳̲̳̱̯ͥ̿̇͋h̤̩̅͟à̶͈̭͎̠̀̂͛p̟̜̣̳͉̥̒ͅp̡̭̫͉͌ͨ̈ͦͦy̱̳͈̟͉ͥ͆͑̂ͥͦ̑͠ ̺̲̥̓̄̕ͅt̄̽͗̔͆hͦa̜̘ͯͣ̓́n̦̤̙ͥ͆k̜͋s̵͇͓̈͒̈g͙̻͎̜͖͓͌̕i͈̣͈͔͇ͬͫ͒̏ͤ͂͘v̭̠͎̎̀̌͑ỉ͖̼̮̬n̡̞̦͒ͫͣ̽ͬ̃ͯg̮ ̵͕̼͔͇̐t̍͘o͈̹̲̮͈ͤ̇̂̎̒ ̴̘̫̬̈́a̞̫̹̫͍͙ͯ̈̊͂ͨ́lͧͩ҉̗ͅl̗͓̙͓͗͐̏̇̂͞.̷̩̦̋̌͂
“Can meth be medicine? Four out five spiders on your face say yes.”
– Stephen Colbert
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
(Source: njena)
